We Have a New President!

So, if you haven't heard, last week we elected a new president to lead the United States of America. First of all, congratulations Mr. Barack Obama. Better luck in four years republicans (and all other political parties, maybe America will give you a better of a chance next time.) I am excited about the next four years in America, but I am also concerned about a few things.

1. I am worried that America will become a socialist nation. I mean come on, the democratic party does not support democracy... obviously.
   
2. I am almost certain there is going to be atleast one assination attempt on president Obama's life. And we all know this inturn will cause America to be resegregated, erasing the progress made by electing a black president. Catch 22.
3. Barack is a Muslim... part of the United Church of Christ. Don't forgret, all Muslim's want to destroy America, because all Muslim's are terrorists and don't know how to contextualize their scriptures for the current culture.
   
4. I have been reading the book of Revelations... excuse me Revelation... and I can't help but believe this election fufills the end of time prophecy about the anit-christ (Obama). I think THIS explains everything. Here is an excerpt (it completely makes sense to use these numbers and letters. It doesn't force an answer):

the anti-christ has the numver 666.
check out the sum of VICARIVS FILII DEI in roman numerals.
It adds up to 666!It was THEN that I realised that Numerology had the key to the Barack Obama mystery! So here it is: PROOF!!

Barack Obama was born on 8/4/1961. If you use that guy’s Roman Numerals technique (add up all the letters that have a value in Roman Numerals, e.g. V = 5, L=50, etc), the word “ELECTION” gives you 151. If you add the individual digits, you get 7. If you then take this away from Barack Obama’s birth-year (1961), you get 1954.

Now, if you implement the Roman Numeral Technique above you get the following -

DEMOCRATIC = 171

CANDIDATE = 1011 (we’ll ignore the 0, giving 111)

BARACK = 100

HVSSEIN = (No ‘U’ in Latin, remember!) 6

OBAMA = 1000


Now if you add them all up, you get 1288. If you take that 1288 away from 1954, guess what you get?

666!!!!!!

This is incredible. Please tell all your Republican friends.

So, all I have to say is good luck the next four years. I hope you make America better, even if you are the anti-christ.

Peace.