book it! pizza hut!

One night this summer, I was at Barns and Noble looking around at random books. Some titles really popped out at me, like "Crunk" in the urban section. I think the urban section is like an epic gangsta rap song from the 90's. It might even be like a rap battle. No joke. Another book that caught my attention was this book that was written like an entire instant message conversation! Again, no joke. Creative, but really?

ME: Hello, dude lol
Dave: Yo, sup?
ME:Oh, nm u?
Dave: same
...............
Dave: So dude, i heard you like cathy.
ME: what!? no way!
Dave: Oh come on it's soo obvious.
ME: Nut uh!
Dave: Dude omg
ME: is it really ob?
Dave: totally ob

Well, that's the idea there. So, I would also like to mention that since my job ends soon, I'm going to start an experimental project, called ... Makeshift Earplugs, i think. But right.