Mar 13, 2008

Blizzard

So, this one time there was a snow storm, but I think it was classified as a 'blizzard.' It has two z's in it, which makes it pretty cool. But the more I think about it, the more I'm like, "Oh wait, I don't really like the word 'gizzard' and it has two z's. Crap. Where's my logic?" I can't think of anymore two z'ed words that rhyme with 'blizzard.' So, gizzard might be the only exception. Except there might be a ton more words to choose from, because not all double 'z' words rhyme with 'blizzard', like 'pizza.' I don't even know what that all means. Maybe the blizzard changed my life, or maybe I'm going to write a fictitious story about how a blizzard changed some other person's life. But it won't be very realistic because I(blizzard) was upset when I realized Aurthur Abbott was not really real, but completelyblizzard made up.1 What is the world coming to? iT wasn't even a mocumentary! So--blizzard anyway, I don't know what I'm saying, like usual.


1. yes, I am referring to the motion picture: "the holiday". for the record: i have seen it... multiple times. yeah, i'm edgy. and i was going to look up if i spelled his name right, but i'd rather go to bed at this point in time. and all these letters are "intentionally" lowercase.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

blizzard reminds me of dairy queen. speaking of dairy queen, joe graziosi was in school today and said we should go there. speaking of joe graziosi... i don't know.
but the holiday is a good movie. and i think we saw it in theaters once. and i remember your strong interest in arthur abbott. you were so upset that he had such a minor role, and that he wasn't real. speaking of you, celebrate was this past weekend, and mark catalano was there, and i started telling someone how i made him a cheer up, buttercup shirt, and how i made you one, and sam said cheer up buttercup to me today, speaking of you. hey, i miss you. i'm excited for you going to new york. i'm done now though.

Robert said...

This.
cracked.
me.
up.

I think we're gonna have a sweet apartment next year. :)